Saturday, March 17, 2012 has been moved and updated. This change was necessary due to various computer crashes and subsequent file losses, ridiculous levels of spam, and infuriating former hosting company issues. It had to be done.

Never fear, though. There is no need to be sad about the absence of stripes and porcelain figurines, because you can still view all of the content from the old site forever and ever. So instead of shedding those crystal tears, you can time-travel back to the old site by using The Wayback Machine.

As for the rest of us, we're moving on.