Okay, what are these? Well, let me try to explain...
This first one is a Baby Echidna. Look at him! He looks like dough! If you had him in your clutches, it would be really hard to resist rolling him around on the kitchen counter and maybe kneading him a little bit. Not in a mean way -- just nice and gentle-like, since he's probably pretty delicate.
The second one is a Hairless G-Pig (AKA Guinea Pig). That's just crazy.
The third is a Hedgerow, obviously.